Murderous Bugs with Giant Needle Knives

Sunshine

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

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“Don’t you dare
Shrink yourself
For someone else’s comfort -
Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow.”

—   m.v., Advice to my future daughter, #2.  (via saicoquilerr)

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Stop trying to make Rita Ora happen…she isn’t gonna happen

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“I’ve found that people love me when I expect little from them, and hate me when I expect more. What they fail to realise is that the higher my expectation, the greater my belief in their ability to be amazing.”

—   (via cynicallyjaded)

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fierrrrrrce:

this is god giving u a second chance

fierrrrrrce:

this is god giving u a second chance

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Note to all guys

Never insult a girl’s independence to make yourself feel better about your incompetence. Spoiler alert! She wont be impressed. 

eartheld:

mystery-bazaar:

Scotland

mostly nature

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“I can categorically tell you Balotelli will not be at Liverpool.”

—   Brendan Rodgers, roughly 3 weeks before signing Mario Balotelli (espn)

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